"I'm back, Ladies."
Pootie got himself re-elected (like we didn't see that coming), so it's time to get your swoon on!
Does anyone else find Vladimir Putin's recent 'sexy campaign' hilarious? I realize he is the leader of a huge foreign nation, but this marketing ploy makes him come across as a nutso egomaniac. I hope he never stops, though. These photos make me laugh like nobody's business.
"Chuck Norris? Bah. He is nothing. I wrestle tigers with my bare hands."
In the past year or so, he's been cramming this Putin virility campaign down the Russian media's throat. We've seen him shirtless and riding his horses what seems like every other week.
"The big animals, they go crazy for my manly sweat." Maybe I could send him a shirt.
"I make big smack with hammer. I am hot and steaming and strong like this metal."
He's also been doing photo ops riding a submarine to the bottom of Lake Baikal and attaching a tracking device to a whale. Add to his manly list of deeds popping wheelies with a local biker gang. Don't forget he can co-pilot a fighter jet and shoot a tiger, ladies.