No one is going to convince me that gladiator sandals are cool. They look like something my parents forced me to wear when I was about two. Nothing like this should touch your feet unless you're just learning to walk. I don't even think that's a very good excuse.
Normally, I really like Anthropologie, but they've gone off the deep end with some (just some, I said) of their shoes. I guess ugly is the new pretty. The pair below are named "Fisherwoman Sandals", for the love of Pete. Nothing more glamorous than some peasant sloshing through the shallows reeking of perch, hmmm??
And whichever anorexic twin this is.....enough already. Your boots look like they were eaten through by acid thrown at you by an angry fan. And WHY are you always making 'that' face? Are you sucking on a lemon sour? And how do you manage to always look at the cameras dead on? Do you stay up at night practicing that instead of eating?
Ugh. So painful to look at. They shorten the line of your leg, they looks like they'd give you instant blisters, and well....just YUCK. I find the flat, ankle-high variety to be the worst offender.
Lindsay Lohan....what are you WEARING? And are you carrying a black lawn garbage bag? That cap and grandma's glasses from the 80s look is not working. Is she wearing two sheets cut up by her drunken friends then thrown over her head in a devil-may-care way? The shoes are actually the least offensive part of the ensemble.
OK.....everyone else seems to love them. I guess it's lonely old me that hates them. So forgive me if you're wearing gladiator sandals right now.
I'm not a huge fan of them either. They look Reeeeely Uncomfortable.
I thought Ms. Lohan had been hospitalized with that getup. Doesn't it look like a hospital gown with a bedsheet around her neck?
Posted by: Sally | July 01, 2009 at 04:30 PM
HA! Snark on. :)
Posted by: Charlotte | July 04, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Oh I do love your fashion sense!
Posted by: deborah | July 06, 2009 at 12:01 PM